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[Banana Man]
Nogizaka, I like you!
Hello! I'm Banana Man, the host of "Circle of Life" Nogizaka Kouji.
Nice to meet you! I'm Nogizaka-chan!
Oh, oh, what is it?
One, two...
Himura-san!
Huh? I have a bad feeling about Himura-san.
I only have a bad feeling about this.
Well, let's start today's project.
Himura-san, please!
Let's do it!
Himura-show Nogizaka-san's one-chance present!
Come on! Come on! Come on!
Come on! Come on!
Himura-show Nogizaka-san's one-chance present from Himura-san to the members who worked hard!
However, there is no member who hasn't received the present yet.
Tonight, we will sum up Himura-show Nogizaka-san's one- chance present!
That's dangerous!
It's a temple!
If we don't get it soon, we won't be here!
That's right!
If we don't get it soon, it will be a fraud!
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
I'm glad you barely slipped in.
Since Iwamoto is absent today,
Umezawa, who is on good terms with him, will be the representative.
This time, Himura-show Nogizaka-san will prepare five products on his own for five people.
We will introduce them one by one,
and you will be able to choose one at any time you want,
but you only have one chance!
If there is only one candidate, you will get the product as it is.
If there are multiple people wearing it, you will have a lottery.
Without knowing what will come out next,
you will find out where you will bid,
and you will also find out how the other party will come out,
and you will be able to exchange the product with five people!
And for everyone else,
if you think you want it,
you will raise your hand and bid only once.
And!
There are cases where these five people don't raise their hands when bidding.
To be honest, the product will be in the middle of bidding, right?
If you raise your hand and bid,
and if there is only one person bidding,
you will get it.
That's why you only have one chance!
That's how Himura-show Nogizaka-san will be presenting today.
But I'm sorry to say this,
but as Iwamoto's representative,
you have no right to bid anymore.
That's right! I have none!
That's sad! Umezawa's representative...
Umezawa's representative will become an old man or something!
No, no, no! Why would you do that?
For Terada, including your graduation,
I want you to take it back with you.
What do you want?
I want a good watch!
Scary! Scary!
A good watch...
What's with Himura-show?
A good watch?!
I really wanted to go eat.
Eating is fine, but...
I really can't forget about a good watch.
There might be a good watch you don't buy.
I'm only saying this. There's no such thing as a good watch!
But this time, we're going to ask the manager of each member and get information about what each member likes, and we're going to buy it.
There's no exception!
There isn't!
So, Himura-shou's first product is...
Ta-dah!
This is the River Fine Bubble Lantern Shower Head!
It's smaller and has two bubbles, making your skin more beautiful than the bubbles you see in everyday life!
Wow!
- Eveological functions are aerodynamic!
Wow!
- Everything is just air!
Wow!
- Let's exchange and buy it!
Wow!
- Yeah!
Of course, you can't do that. You're aiming for a watch.
No, I'm not.
What are you going to do?
What? Are you going to come and play in my bathroom?
Wait a minute. I'm sorry.
Consultation is prohibited.
What are you going to do?
Let's go.
Now, the first vote.
Will they get the product?
Instructor, please.
Go ahead!
What? Is it okay?
Well, then...
You're lucky!
Ten seconds!
Nine! Eight! Seven! Six! Five! Four! Three! Two! One!
Time's up!
Keep your eyes open!
Ta-dah!
Ta-dah! Ta-dah! Ta-dah!
One person got the product and the other got the product!
Yay!
Did you get it?
It was all about whether or not you got the product.
That's right.
But the countdown has begun, so what should we do?
Oh, no!
We wanted a semi-automatic one, too.
Stara said, "Are you sure?"
Maybe you didn't give it to even one of us.
She said, "Are you sure?"
Yes.
No, I mean...
You don't have a right to do it anymore.
Oh, I see. You don't have a right to do it anymore.
I can't enjoy it today.
It's just a variety show from now on, so do it properly.
It's not like you can't enjoy it.
I'll do my best!
Asuka, did you give it to us?
I want it.
Right?
It's good, isn't it?
I think it's the best showerhead in the world right now.
You did it!
You did a great job!
Good job!
You'll be beautiful again.
Here is the next item.
Mr. Kimura.
Here you are.
This is...
Yamaya's mochi hot pot.
Yamaya's mochi hot pot is a set where you can enjoy Yamaya's authentic mochi hot pot at home.
I see.
It looks delicious.
Is it true?
It looks delicious.
Wow.
Let's eat.
Wow.
Mochi is jiggly.
Wow. My skin is smooth.
Is your skin smooth when you eat mochi?
Well, then...
It's too fast. It's too fast here.
It's a waste of time if you say it's too fast.
I want to see everyone's faces a little more.
They're having fun. That's good.
That's good.
Well, then... Here we go.
Please show us your faces.
A double-sided mochi pan.
Who will get it?
If you think it's mochi...
Please raise your hand. Go ahead!
Are you ready?
You're ready, aren't you?
Well, then...
Five seconds to go.
Four...
Three...
Two...
One...
Time's up! Please open your eyes!
Well, then...
None of you have raised your hands yet.
Wow! Finally!
Well, then...
These three have the right to vote.
Yay!
Someone in the back will probably succeed.
So...
The lottery that the three of them, who weren't Himura Show members, will be playing is...
Here's the lottery.
What is it?
Isn't it a lottery?
Wow! It looks like a variety show.
Well, then...
Here it is!
Yes!
Russian roulette sushi!
Yay!
All right!
This is it!
Of the three sushis...
None of them have a lot of wasabi in it.
The members who choose the right one will win the prize!
What will you do? Who will you choose first?
What will you do?
I'll go first.
Excuse me.
You have the best advantage.
All right, I'll go in the middle.
I'll point with my finger.
All right.
One, two...
Don't eat it!
Everyone...
I'll go this way.
Is it okay?
Yes, it's okay.
Is it okay?
It's totally okay.
Then, we'll eat it at the same time.
What?
I'm scared!
I'll eat it now.
Then, Russian roulette sushi.
Please eat it.
I'll eat it now.
Go!
You're not late, Shunichi.
You're safe.
Shunichi won!
Shunichi sensei!
What is it?
I got a reward.
What is it?
This is amazing.
He's eating it!
You didn't eat it in the end, did you?
I didn't eat it in the end.
That's right!
Go!
This is "Yakimaru II"!
"II"?
"II"!
"II", right?
Yes! "Yakimaru II" is a cassette condenser that allows you to enjoy grilled meat even indoors where there is little smoke generation.
"II", is it?
"II", which was released this year.
Mr. Kimura likes this and goes to buy it all the time, so he kept asking for "Yakimaru II" and "Yakimaru II" at the store, but this product doesn't have "II" in it.
This is embarrassing.
Mr. Kimura has been asking for "Yakimaru II" at the store for a long time.
This is a very embarrassing product.
This is a product of Mr. Iwatani, who is famous for orange gas.
When Mr. Kimura was walking near Mr. Iwatani, he stopped and took a picture with him.
Yes, he took a picture with me and the building of Mr. Iwatani.
Is it a product you like that much?
No, I made it into a panel and gave it to the person who won it.
I'll give you a picture of it, too.
You put water in it, don't you?
I put water in it.
Inside.
Then you don't get any smoke, do you?
I don't get a lot of smoke, and I make this fusto processing more powerful than a fan, so I really don't get any smoke.
It doesn't stick together.
It's because this guy is really amazing.
Mr. Kimura is a product with guts.
I want you to go there.
I told you I wanted a clock of "Terada" and "Dona", but it's completely different.
It's round, but it's pretty round.
I really like you, Mr. Kimura.
I like your panel side.
I have a picture of you and me of Mr. Iwatani.
I'm a little shaken up by that, too.
How about you, Kitano?
I often barbecue in the garden, too.
But there's a lot of smoke, and that's a problem in Kitano.
It's surrounded, so it doesn't affect the wind.
What should I do? I think I'll be happy if I take it home.
You'll be very happy.
"Yakimaru 2".
Are you having a hard time with that, too?
Was it hard to clean up?
I told you earlier, but I make fusto processing more powerful, so I don't clean up.
This is true.
This is number one.
The third way to get Mr. Kimura's favorite "Yakimaru".
"Yakimaru 2".
I'm sorry, but you can't do that.
If you want this one, please raise your hand.
Are you ready?
5 seconds left.
4
3
2
1
Time's up!
Please raise your hand and open your eyes.
Wow!
So, only two people in the back.
Wow!
No one raised their hands.
Why didn't you do it?
I thought you would do it.
I thought your panel would break.
I want it!
You don't need a panel, do you?
I'm sorry if you break it when you move.
I thought you wouldn't break it.
I'm sorry about the panel.
I'm sorry for saying weird things.
Umemoto, you don't want this one, do you?
I personally put Umezawa in my Amazon cart.
I want Umezawa!
Umezawa will come out!
Umezawa won't come out, will it?
Umezawa will come out!
No!
Umezawa is already in your cart, isn't it?
I was going to buy it as much as it is in my cart.
There is a person who said that he recommended it to me on a show that I didn't appear in.
When I said I really wanted it, he said yes and sent it to me later.
When I first appeared on a show and got excited about it...
He said, "Use it."
I said, "It's nothing."
He said, "It's nothing."
The lottery challenge for the two of them is "Russian Balloons."
The one who pulls the trigger of the pistol and the balloon doesn't break wins the product!
Let's do rock-paper-scissors.
One, two, three, go!
Rock-paper-scissors, go!
That's amazing.
I like it.
I can get it with this.
The two of them took blue.
I took blue.
I'm scared.
I don't like it.
It's scary, isn't it?
It's pretty scary.
Tsutsui isn't scared at all.
Tsutsui is scary.
Amazing.
Tsutsui is cute.
Basically, it's rock-paper-scissors.
Shall we do it in three, two, one?
Three, two, one, go!
How is it?
She shot it!
What did you do?
Why did you do it?
Why did you pull the string?
What?
Why did you pull the string?
Yamashita won!
Yamashita can't do it.
What? Yamashita can't do it.
Try it, Yamashita.
I can't do it.
But I feel like I won.
What is this?
You're good. You've got it.
What is this?
That was good.
What is it? It's interesting.
There are only two products left.
I'm sure I can eat it all.
It's not good if you don't give it up.
That's right.
I'm not good at it.
Now, the fourth product.
What is it? It looks exciting.
It looks big.
What?
What is it?
Bone-in raw ham set.
It's raw ham!
What is it?
Are you going to make me eat it?
What is it?
Are you going to make me eat it?
What is it?
This ham has been aged for 16 months.
This ham is known as high-grade raw ham.
This ham is made of hamondetoleveres and pork shoulder.
Is it authentic?
It's hard for an individual to say this.
It's cool to have this at home.
How about plums and other ingredients?
I want plums and other ingredients.
However, I don't know if this is a sudden sunshine.
I don't know if it will stop without knowing this trend.
How about you, Terada?
I drank wine for the first time when I was shooting a photo book.
It was very delicious.
I got a wine from the staff.
This is a good combination.
Are you interested in this?
Which one is it?
What is it?
I'm interested in this.
Are the four members careful enough to raise their hands?
Please teach me how to eat raw ham.
Here you are.
Is it okay for me to eat this?
Ten seconds before.
Five.
Nine.
Eight.
Seven.
Six.
Five.
Four.
Three.
Two.
One.
That's it.
Please raise your hands and open your eyes.
I raised my hand at the last countdown.
This countdown is very scary.
The prize for the two is a Russian drink.
The person who avoids sour water will get the prize.
I want Terada to win this prize.
I want him to graduate with this prize.
Will you graduate with this prize?
I will announce the winner.
Please announce the winner.
I made a mistake.
You made a mistake.
She got a raw ham.
Please carry this.
Is it heavy?
This is heavy.
Is it cheap?
She got it.
I want him to graduate with this prize.
This time, HIMURA SHOW members will be disappointed even if they lose in the lottery.
This is a Japanese bridge beauty.
This is a one-axis jelly.
This is a product that is sold only at the main store of Senbikiya Japanese Bridge.
What is this?
This is a one-axis jelly.
This is 2700 yen.
Is this a one-axis jelly?
This is not a jelly.
They haven't raised their hands yet.
They haven't raised their hands yet, so there is no one behind them.
That's right.
Maybe they're stupid and won't raise their hands.
Please give me the last product.
This is the last product.
This is a BALMIUDA extractor.
This is amazing.
I'm looking for BALMIUDA extractors.
Do you sell home appliances now?
Now.
BALMIUDA extractors are popular.
This is about 50,000 yen.
This is expensive.
This is a BALMIUDA extractor.
When I was using this, I said it wasn't a BALMIUDA extractor.
Did you say that because of the shape of this product?
I said that because of the silhouette of this product.
If I take this home, I will definitely be grateful.
You don't have to be grateful.
You don't have to give your fate to someone else, but you keep it a secret.
That's terrible.
You got a fire exit.
I had to take something home with me.
That's a good game.
I'm sure I'll get something.
I'm proud of you.
Of course, KITANO and IWAMOTO raised their hands and chose their products.
KITANO's last choice is a Russian pen.
Both of them knocked the pen and won the product.
I'm scared of electricity for a moment.
Don't worry, your nails will come off a little.
Where does electricity come from?
Electricity enters your fingers and goes all over your body.
Your heart will go BOOM!
It won't! It won't!
It won't!
Your body will go BANG!
It won't!
Your thumb will go BANG!
Listen to me! Your thumb will go BANG!
Your body will go BANG!
Your thumb will go BANG!
You won't know. It looks exactly the same.
I'll go as it is.
You'll go as it is.
In that state...
You have no choice but to stay.
It's scary, but...
Will you come when I change?
When I change, I'll be nervous.
You won't!
When you change, you'll be like "Why isn't Ume coming?"
You won't feel anything even if you change.
Please hold my arm tight.
Why?
Am I cramped?
That's because you're big.
Wait, why is that?
Why is Ume big and you're cramped?
I'll mail you if you're cramped.
It's because you're big.
I'll say "three, two, one, go ahead" and you'll push me, right?
Are you okay?
It's scary, Ume!
It's scary, right?
It's scary!
I'll go now.
Wait!
It's true, you'll go "gero" and "bang!"
I don't know about that.
It really depends on the person.
Please don't do that.
I'll go now.
Kimura Shou's last product.
Which one will he get?
If there's no electricity, it's a bad omen.
I'll go now.
Three, two, one, go ahead!
You came!
- Did you tickle? - Did you come?
- You came! - You came!
Thank you so much for coming.
Okay, wow!
- Yuwamoto, you got an amazing one! - Wow!
You played a substitute well!
- Thank you for that! - That's awesome!
This was wonderful.
I didn't expect you to play such a role as a substitute.
It's complicated. You got it by lucky chance.
- I really want it! - You do, don't you?
I didn't have a right for it, you know.
It's a shame that you got bored of it.
That's right.
Sorry, I gave you a weird name.
Ichijiku Jelly.
It's not Ichijiku Jelly?
It's not Jelly. It's Ichijiku Jelly.
A message from Tereta, who is graduating from the group.
Thank you for taking care of me for about nine years.
Of course, you two taught me a lot of things.
And of course, everyone here.
Sometimes when I look back at my old videos, I feel like you're about my age.
But I think it was more important than anything else for me to have been able to do it for a long time, including myself.
I'm a little sad that I can't say, "Let's meet somewhere like the other members," but I'll do my best somewhere like me, so please get along with me.
It's really late. Thank you very much.
Congratulations on your graduation.
Thank you for your hard work.
Four members will appear in the preview of the best album special video.
A few Erika's graduation concert live viewing tickets are on sale.
Thank you for always watching my videos.